I grew up in a time when we bought stuff that stood up to the wear-and-tear of everyday use and didn’t break ten minutes after the 30-day return date. I started Phineas Greye to be your trusted partner to provide the highest quality products to enhance your everyday life. Simply put, my goal is to deliver premium products that aren’t garbage. I genuinely care about your experience and satisfaction. At the end of the day, I want you to see that our products are well worth your hard earned money and that we delivered the quality you deserve and expect. We value your business and want you to be a life-long customer. We want to show you that Phineas Greye IS the name of quality.


Our mission is to provide the best experience for our clients. We would love to know if we succeeded. So please, if you haven’t already, would you share your experience in a review and rating of your purchase on PhineasGreye.com or our Amazon listing? DRANQ ON AMERICA!

We look forward to hearing your feedback.

Thank you.

— Your friends at Phineas Greye

Phineas Greye has a wide variety of products that you’re sure to love. Check out our Dranq, Human Bodi, and Votre Château products. We want to invite you to visit our website at www.phineasgreye.com. Scan the QR code to discover more fine goods and quality essentials.

Thank you for your purchase and supporting our veteran- owned business. Please scan the QR code to enroll for your extended one-year warranty. Enrollment is required to receive the extended one-year warranty.